Corporate Breakdown

Corporate Breakdown

For after the long meetings you didn’t enjoy.

You’ve sat through the pointless PowerPoints and the "circling back" emails. You’ve earned a break from the bullshit. This is your exit strategy from a long day of corporate theater. Drink it while you think about that resignation letter.

The Recipe:

  • 2 oz. Fuck You Vodka
  • 3 oz. Concentrated Cold Brew (Black, like the corporate box they tried to put you in)
  • Method: Shake hard with ice until the foam looks like a cloud you’d rather be on.
  • The Finish: A touch of simple syrup if you’re feeling soft; otherwise, take it black and move on.

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