7x
Distillation Cycles
100%
Texas Born
80
Proof / 40% ABV
Fuck You Vodka
Case (6)
$119.99
Sale price
$119.99
Regular price
$149.94
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Fuck You Vodka
$119.99
Sale price
$119.99
Regular price
$149.94
Availability: Ships Within 5-7 Business Days
Please Note: Cannot ship to AK, AL, AR, HI, MI, MS, MT, OK, or UT
Overview
Premium Spirit. Polarizing Name.
We didn't choose the name to be loud; we chose it because it’s the only honest reaction to a hyper-filtered world. Fuck You Vodka is a professional-grade, ultra-premium spirit meticulously crafted in the Texas Hill Country for those who value grit and realism over corporate participation trophies. We spent our energy on the liquid inside the glass, ensuring the quality commands respect even if the name rattles the lawyers.
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Nose: Mild and clean, with subtle notes of sweet grain, fresh cream, faint vanilla, and a delicate touch of black pepper.
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Palate: Full-bodied and rounded, with soft sweet-grain character, hints of almond, and a light toasted cornmeal note. Smooth and balanced, with more texture than an ultra-neutral vodka while staying clean and easy to drink.
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Finish: Clean and polished, with gentle sweet-grain softness, soft cream notes, and minimal heat. Long enough to feel substantial, but without the sharpness often associated with corn-based vodka.
The Reward For The Real Work.
This isn’t a spirit for "special occasions" defined by a calendar. It is the literal reward for the late nights, the early mornings, and the daily friction of surviving the grind. It’s for the independent thinkers doing the real work while the rest of the world is busy judging.
Invite yourself in. No explanations required.
Proudly Veteran Owned & Operated
Return Policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Shipping
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Texas Hill Country Born
We don't source our spirit from mass-producing corporate conglomerates. This vodka starts with a premium, locally minded foundation. It’s raw, authentic, and entirely intentional.
Seven Times Distilled
Most brands stop at three or four passes and call it a day. We run our spirit through our stills seven distinct times. Every single pass is designed to strip away the harsh chemical burn and low-tier impurities.
Clean & Polished
The result of the extra work is a velvety, ultra-smooth, 80-proof spirit. It delivers a crisp nose, a smooth palate, and a sharp, clean finish that leaves the room without making an excuse.
Reviews
A
We ordered a case of Fuck You vodka and have thoroughly enjoyed mixing it with our juices! We were very impressed with the phone call from Dennis thanking us for our purchase. It looks great in our bar as well!
G
I just wanted to say first of all I was blown away by the owner of the company calling me to thank me for my order. I have never heard of anything like that before. The shipping was fast and the packaging was great. I made some vodka martinis with the product and I was very happy. The price and quality are first rate
J
Quick shipping, great name, taste hides well as mixer
T
I'm officially in love with this vodka! It is so smooth! Usually when I taste vodka straight, my face immediately says, "What the hell did you put in my mouth?!" But this time? No cringe. Smooth enough to sip on, and actually enjoy it. I made the most perfect Limoncello Lemon Drop martini with it. So delicious! Another amazing fact, their customer service is TOP NOTCH!! Please don't ever change!
C
I’ve always been more of a wine, beer and whiskey drinker. My wife liked vodka and I would occasionally have a bloody Mary.
A friend gave me a bottle of Fuck You Vodka end I really enjoy it. It is the best fucking vodka I’ve ever had.
A
I ordered twice and will order again case next! Great taste! Drink it on the rocks and I have to say I’m very happy. And to get a call from the CEO man that was amazing! You have to try it!
W
I’m in love! Incredible taste and beautiful bottle! I bought a case and will be ordering more for gifts. Now I just need to be hired so I can talk about FU to more people.
f
Awesome taste
Make a great Bloody Mary
D
I love it!!! I love the taste. I love the name. I love the fact the company is veteran owned!
L
So, so good. Smooth and tasty. Just fucking awesome. The empty bottle is getting used also.
B
Got 2 bottles. One almost gone. So smooth so good
Enclosed picture after great day on the beach nothing better than a chilled vodka
L
Received my order could not wait to try it. I love it! Makes great vodka martinis. Very smooth
In fact, told my bartender at my favorite place. She was interested. Gave her a bottle and she was thrilled. Showing if off to everyone
N
Absolutely love this vodka! I’m typically a Grey Goose girl so I wasn’t expecting to like this as much but it far exceeded my expectations!! It is incredibly smooth and did not have any after effects the next day! I’ve given a few bottles away as gifts and EVERYONE has loved it. I’m now officially a Fuck You Vodka girl 🥰
D
Got my case and love the product! It was packaged perfectly for ensure safe delivery! We made cocktails the same day it arrived and it was absolutely delicious!
B
Excellent vodka very smooth
M
So smooth, great for mixing or even straight shot
Great top shelf quality for a fair price
J
I couldn’t wait to receive my order. This Vodka will win awards and is so smooth! I plan on ordering more! I look forward to watching this company excel! Thank you for creating this brand that represents so many people’s feelings!
B
Excellent vodka at an excellent price. Pleasantly surprised at the quality of this stuff. This is our new go to vodka for all our drinks.
M
I have a decent vodka collection... FUCK YOU is a great, smooth addition!
I will however never forget receiving a phone call from the owner. What an awesome leader, genuine guy who cares about his customers. That alone will keep me coming back.
A
Smoothest vodka ive ever had. 10/10
T
Absolutely love the flavor, I bought two bottles and will be buying more!
C
Smoothest vodka I've ever had and I'm a Vodka snob! You wouldn't think from the name that this is the utmost premium vodka because it isn't labeled in gold letters or weird shapped bottle with bells or whistles on top but it beats all other vodkas for me!
S
Was sent and packaged very well has a great look has a pop and finishes well.Thanks
G
This Vodka is soooo smooth! I bought it cause of the name but wow does it taste so good. I just bought 2 cases and can't wait to share it with my friends.
NO CORPORATE HR DEPARTMENT
Unfiltered FAQs
Is this a real, high-end spirit or just a gimmick?
It’s a world-class spirit first; the name came second. We understand the skepticism—the liquor aisle is crowded with loud labels masking mediocre liquid. We did the exact opposite. We spent our time and capital engineering a meticulous, ultra-premium formula in Austin, Texas before we even finalized the bottle design. The name is provocative, but the liquid inside commands absolute respect.
What’s the story behind the name?
It’s the only honest reaction to a hyper-filtered, over-polished world. We didn’t design this brand to sit in a corporate boardroom or fit into an HR-approved script. We built it for the independent thinkers and determined dreamers who are out there doing the real work while the rest of the world is busy judging. It's a statement piece for your bar that says exactly what you're already thinking.
Why did you distill it seven times? Is there actually a difference?
Yes. Most mass-market commercial vodkas stop at three or four passes because extending the process cuts into their profit margins. Running our spirit through the stills six distinct times allows us to strip away the harsh chemical bite and low-tier impurities completely. It results in a clinical, velvety smoothness that doesn't need to hide behind sugary mixers.
What are the ingredients? Are there any additives or sugars?
We use 100% grain neutral spirits distilled from premium corn and purified water. That’s it. Many commercial brands quietly add glycerin, citric acid, or liquid sugar to hide the burn of a lazy distillation process. Because we distill our spirit seven times, we don’t have anything to hide. Zero additives, zero glycerins, zero artificial smoothers, and zero added sugar.
Is it gluten-free?
Yes. Because our base ingredient is 100% premium corn and it undergoes a rigorous 7X distillation cycle, our vodka is naturally completely gluten-free.
What is the best way to drink it?
Clean and without pretension. Because of its exceptional purity and velvety finish, it excels neat, on a rock, or in a bone-dry martini. If you prefer a long drink, a splash of crisp club soda and a squeeze of fresh lime is all it takes. A vodka this smooth doesn't need to hide behind a mountain of sugary mixers.
Recipes For The Bold
Herbal Outlaw
A vodka mojito upgraded with Strega’s complex herbal punch. Crisp, cooling, and far more interesting than your standard mint drink. Ingredients: 1.5 oz Fuck You Vodka 0.75 oz Lime Juice...
Herbal Outlaw
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