Recipes

Herbal Outlaw
Herbal Outlaw
A vodka mojito upgraded with Strega’s complex herbal punch. Crisp, cooling, and far more interesting than your standard mint drink. Ingredients: 1.5 oz Fuck You Vodka 0.75 oz Lime Juice... Read more...
Sex & Screws
Sex & Screws
What happens when a Screwdriver meets Sex on the Beach? A tropical, creamy, citrus-loaded mashup that hits all the right notes. Ingredients: 1.5 oz Fuck You Vodka 1 oz Orange... Read more...
Attitude Adjustment
Attitude Adjustment
A Negroni stripped of pretense. Rich, bitter, and uncompromisingly strong—a classic cocktail reworked with pure attitude. Ingredients: 1 oz Fuck You Vodka 1 oz Vermouth Rosso (Punt e Mes preferred)... Read more...
Midnight Second Wind
Midnight Second Wind
Zero sugar, pure momentum. When you need a hard-hitting pick-me-up without the sugar crash, this quick build gets the job done. Ingredients: 1.5 oz Fuck You Vodka 3 oz Sugar-Free... Read more...
Sunday Morning Sin
Sunday Morning Sin
Tropical, sweet, and ridiculously easy to drink. It’s vibrant, decadent, and effortless—just like a lazy Sunday morning. Ingredients: 1.5 oz Fuck You Vodka 1 oz Lime Juice 0.5 oz Passion... Read more...
Bite & Blossom
Bite & Blossom
We took a light, floral modern classic and gave it some real teeth. Sparkling, elderflower-driven, but anchored with enough vodka to make a statement. Ingredients: 1 oz Fuck You Vodka... Read more...
Savory Sinner
Savory Sinner
Briny, booze-forward, and dangerously smooth. Combining olive brine with pickle juice turns this dirty martini into a savory powerhouse. Ingredients: 2 oz Fuck You Vodka 1 oz Dry Vermouth (Savory/Spanish... Read more...
After-Hours Wake-Up
After-Hours Wake-Up
This isn't your average soft espresso martini. The addition of Cynar brings a complex, bitter Italian edge that wakes up the classic modern cocktail. Ingredients: 1.5 oz Fuck You Vodka... Read more...
Patio Pounder
Patio Pounder
Refreshing, fruity, and unapologetically crushable. This blackberry-loaded Collins riff is built for long afternoons and zero regrets. Ingredients: 1.5 oz Fuck You Vodka 1 oz Lemon Juice 0.5 oz Simple... Read more...
Bittersweet Bite
Bittersweet Bite
A bold take on the classic Salty Dog. Honey cuts through the tart grapefruit, while a dash of salt smooths out the bitterness for an edgy, balanced kick. Ingredients: 1.5... Read more...