7x
Distillation Cycles
100%
Texas Born
80
Proof / 40% ABV
Fuck You Vodka
750ml
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
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Overview
Premium Spirit. Polarizing Name.
We didn't choose the name to be loud; we chose it because it’s the only honest reaction to a hyper-filtered world. Fuck You Vodka is a professional-grade, ultra-premium spirit meticulously crafted in the Texas Hill Country for those who value grit and realism over corporate participation trophies. We spent our energy on the liquid inside the glass, ensuring the quality commands respect even if the name rattles the lawyers.
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Nose: Mild and clean, with subtle notes of sweet grain, fresh cream, faint vanilla, and a delicate touch of black pepper.
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Palate: Full-bodied and rounded, with soft sweet-grain character, hints of almond, and a light toasted cornmeal note. Smooth and balanced, with more texture than an ultra-neutral vodka while staying clean and easy to drink.
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Finish: Clean and polished, with gentle sweet-grain softness, soft cream notes, and minimal heat. Long enough to feel substantial, but without the sharpness often associated with corn-based vodka.
The Reward For The Real Work.
This isn’t a spirit for "special occasions" defined by a calendar. It is the literal reward for the late nights, the early mornings, and the daily friction of surviving the grind. It’s for the independent thinkers doing the real work while the rest of the world is busy judging.
Invite yourself in. No explanations required.
Return Policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Shipping
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Texas Hill Country Born
We don't source our spirit from mass-producing corporate conglomerates. This vodka starts with a premium, locally minded foundation. It’s raw, authentic, and entirely intentional.
Seven Times Distilled
Most brands stop at three or four passes and call it a day. We run our spirit through our stills seven distinct times. Every single pass is designed to strip away the harsh chemical burn and low-tier impurities.
Clinical Finish
The result of the extra work is a velvety, ultra-smooth, 80-proof spirit. It delivers a crisp nose, a smooth palate, and a sharp, clean finish that leaves the room without making an excuse.
NO CORPORATE HR DEPARTMENT
Unfiltered FAQs
Is this a real, high-end spirit or just a gimmick?
It’s a world-class spirit first; the name came second. We understand the skepticism—the liquor aisle is crowded with loud labels masking mediocre liquid. We did the exact opposite. We spent our time and capital engineering a meticulous, ultra-premium formula in Austin, Texas before we even finalized the bottle design. The name is provocative, but the liquid inside commands absolute respect.
What’s the story behind the name?
It’s the only honest reaction to a hyper-filtered, over-polished world. We didn’t design this brand to sit in a corporate boardroom or fit into an HR-approved script. We built it for the independent thinkers and determined dreamers who are out there doing the real work while the rest of the world is busy judging. It's a statement piece for your bar that says exactly what you're already thinking.
Why did you distill it seven times? Is there actually a difference?
Yes. Most mass-market commercial vodkas stop at three or four passes because extending the process cuts into their profit margins. Running our spirit through the stills six distinct times allows us to strip away the harsh chemical bite and low-tier impurities completely. It results in a clinical, velvety smoothness that doesn't need to hide behind sugary mixers.
What are the ingredients? Are there any additives or sugars?
We use 100% grain neutral spirits distilled from premium corn and purified water. That’s it. Many commercial brands quietly add glycerin, citric acid, or liquid sugar to hide the burn of a lazy distillation process. Because we distill our spirit seven times, we don’t have anything to hide. Zero additives, zero glycerins, zero artificial smoothers, and zero added sugar.
Is it gluten-free?
Yes. Because our base ingredient is 100% premium corn and it undergoes a rigorous 6X distillation cycle, our vodka is naturally completely gluten-free.
What is the best way to drink it?
Clean and without pretension. Because of its exceptional purity and velvety finish, it excels neat, on a rock, or in a bone-dry martini. If you prefer a long drink, a splash of crisp club soda and a squeeze of fresh lime is all it takes. A vodka this smooth doesn't need to hide behind a mountain of sugary mixers.
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Say It Again
Let the vodka do the talking. We don’t dilute who we are, and we don’t dilute our spirit. Let the vodka do the talking while you focus on living against...
Say It Again
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